As my kids were growing up, I told them every day how useless and pathetic they were; that they meant nothing to me and that everything they tried to do was bad and embarrassing. I also told them there was nothing to feel good about and commanded them never to smile or laugh. Today, they love me so much that they would die for me.
Okay, I’ll give my “Deformation500: Highway To Hell” CD to the one who can tell me whether the paragraph above is about a) Calvinism; b) diarrhoea after having Chinese takeouts, or c) a brand-new brick I bought online because the website guaranteed that the brick had been part of the Berlin Wall.
Paul's Passing Thoughts 
As my kids were growing up, I told them every day how useless and pathetic they were; that they meant nothing to me and that everything they tried to do was bad and embarrassing. I also told them there was nothing to feel good about and commanded them never to smile or laugh. Today, they love me so much that they would die for me.
Okay, I’ll give my “Deformation500: Highway To Hell” CD to the one who can tell me whether the paragraph above is about a) Calvinism; b) diarrhoea after having Chinese takeouts, or c) a brand-new brick I bought online because the website guaranteed that the brick had been part of the Berlin Wall.
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