Strange Life Form Named Johnathan Pritchett Found in SBC
Some guy (we think) named Johnathan Pritchett posted an article on SBC Today that suggests that words in the Bible mean what they say. Obviously, for such an article to be posted on SBC Today also implicates the involvement of otherworldly forces. Whoever this guy is (if he is of this world), he also had the audacity to question the Reformed idea that do’s and don’ts in the Bible are really a heavenly word game to demonstrate the futility of attempted obedience. For sure, such courage in the SBC must be otherworldly. I mean, we haven’t even heard of him, and he is of the youth pool as well. This is truly bizarre. Since the elder statesmen of the SBC are cowardly and mindless, where did someone this young get such brainpower? Hmmmmm. Creepy.
His t-shirt could offer a clue. I think this a cryptic sign that he is indeed from another planet. Nevertheless, if he would agree to in vitro fertilization—the SBC could be saved!
You can read the article here and judge for yourself: http://sbctoday.com/2013/02/07/the-statement-christianity-is-not-about-a-bunch-of-dos-and-donts-is-a-bit-ridiculous/
So young, yet the wisdom of Moses who said God’s word is not too difficult for us to obey (Due. 30:11-14) for life and good as opposed to death and evil (Due. 30:15).